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Name: Dan Mason "Mase"
Position: Manager
Most likely to say: "Quiet! I'm talkin", "Pass to Shaun" or "Any Danger?!"
Age: 22

Name: Ben Close "Closey"
Position: Keeper
Most likely to say: "A Ben Gag", "keeeeeeeppppers" or "Food on at the Red"
Age: 26

Name: Dan McCandlish "Ma dish cloth"
Position: Defender
Most likely to say: "I Love you Elliot Beagan"
Age: 18

Name: Paul Farrell "Faz"
Position: Defender
Most likely to say: "Anyone got spare boots", "where's my plastic bag"
Age: 20

Name: Tim Baines "Baino"
Position: Defender
Most likely to say: "Time" "Can anybody lend me a pound?!"
Age: 22

Name: Thomas Gardner "Tommy" "Worker"
Position: Defender
Most likely to say: "last night I was in a big room 1p/2p"
Age: 28

Name: Aaron Siemaszko "Azza" "Kid" "Shag"
Position: Defender
Most likely to say: "Damn Right", "Fuck sake ref!", "Get a head on it!"
Age: 24

Name: Chris Milburn "Milly"
Position: Defender
Most likely to say: Hey, Calm Down, Calm Down, Calm Down!
Age: 21

Name: Graham Sowerby "Grayers" "Badge" "Hellish" "Chunk"
Position: Midfielder
Most likely to say: "iv'e got it!"
Age: 26

Name: Andrew Burrow "Buzz" "Farmer"
Position: Midfielder
Most likely to say: "Now we're farming" or "Hey up!"
Age: 21

Name: Robert Moffat "Bully"
Position: Midfielder
Most likely to say: "I need a shit!"
Age: 24

Name: Shaun Gardner "Shauny" "Bruv"
Position: Striker / Captain
Most likely to say: "How many did I get?" or point out Ben's 'Ben gags'!
Age: 21

Name: Robert Close "Spongehead"
Position: Midfielder
Most likely to say: "Pack.........Is that you?!! or anything utterly stupid
Age: 21

Name: Luke Packham "Pac"
Position: Midfielder
Most likely to say: "Three Quid" "Im injured, i need treatment!"
Age: 21

Name: Elliot Oxley "Ell" "Man Ed" "Ox"
Position: Striker
Most likely to say: "My Ankle", "Jib", "Wool", "In a bit" or "I'm out for the season!"
Age: 27

Name: Craig Gardner "Diddy" "Dids" "Twids"
Position: Midfielder
Most likely to say: "To my feet!" or "Come on Boys!"
Age: 25

Name: Nathan Close "Sos"
Position: Midfielder
Most likely to say: "Have you heard my car engine??!!
Age: 19

Name: Elliot Beagan "Beag's"
Position: Striker
Most likely to say: "Thats it, im fuckin retiring"
Age: 21